Keep it classy by: making a plan.
Make plans, just make plans for everything. Need a new boyfriend? Make a plan. Want to get out of work? Make a plan. Need to write a paper? Make a plan. You might think that it is a lot of planning, and well, you’re right. It is a lot of planning but trust me, in the end it will be totally worth it. For example, you’re at a party having an awesome time with friends and the cops show up and you didn’t make an escape plan. Well guess what? You should have made a plan because now you’re screwed and I’m still right. So stop being lazy and make the plan! It’s not too hard to make a simple plan but I get it, us college students are lazy and are huge procrastinators. The good thing about planning though is that you look like you know what you’re doing, when in reality you probably don’t. So here are five easy tips that will help you plan and look well put together.
1. Plan in your head. Everyone is going “Green” so you should too, plus this way no one stubbles across your plan to “get some tonight.”
2. Keep it simple. The simpler the plan the more likely you’ll remember it, because we all know that unless it is movie quotes or lyrics we cannot memorize it.
3. Group Planning. Make sure everyone in your group knows the plan because even though they make great stories there are only so many times you can screw over that one friend.
4. Have a back-up plan. You will need one of these because let’s face it; someone or something always ruins your fun.
5. Be quick! Shit happens and sometimes you have to throw the plan out the window. So know when to stick with the plan and know when to wing it.
So kids if you keep to these five simple tips you’ll be a success! Don’t stress over details and go with the flow, these plans are like a general outline for your life. Have fun!
Keep it real,
-V
